'Alistair Bakes a Found Cake'
Music: ‘Bosshannover’ - Mo’ Horizons
Foremost, I apologize for what I believe is a terrible accent. I’ve got nothin’ on Steve Valentine’s spectacular performance in Dragon Age, and tend to speak more like Oghren in real life than Alistair.
So I finally slapped on my Alistair armor and my girlfriend was kind enough to help me film the thing.
My cake preference leans heavily towards dense, rich, super moist, dark chocolate cakes. This cake was very much the opposite of those things. That being said however, it was surprisingly tasty. I do plan to make a “Tainted” version of this recipe in order to fulfill those preferences of mine, which will probably turn the cake into more of a Devil’s Food Cake.
As far as the recipe goes, I took several liberties(mainly with the ingredients), which you can see by comparing this video to the recipe in the link at the top. Also, a quick shoutout to Gourmet Gaming on Tumblr for creating the recipe itself, as well as to the fine ladies and gentlemen at BioWare. If it weren’t for all of you, this wouldn’t even be possible.
I adore everything about this! Alistair needs his own cooking program.
I had a notebook. Tas had crayons. And Saroux has art talent.
What other explanation do you need, really
Nothing about that is art talent - all of it is crayon-fueled derpitude. x3
In retrospect, he needs a giant blinged-out golden Mabari… or maybe a griffon.
Well, here is that sexy Alistair picture I promised Kreugan aka Fornax because I lost that bet and-ZEVRAN HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU GET THERE
OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
THAT DIRTY DIRTY LIP SLDKJFLSKDJFLKSDFlk
fucSLFDKjklsf you are amazing. YOU DID THIS SO QUICKLY AHHHH
oh my god, between the pair of you when you make bets like this the whole internet wins